Curse

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 03, 2007, 12:38 AM // 00:38

Give God what's right..... not what's left.

Man's way leads to hopeless end ......
God's way leads to an endless hope .

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him
be the period.

Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

Are you wrinkled with burden?
Come to the church for a face-lift.

When praying, don't give God instructions...... just report for duty.

Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

We don't change God's message......
His message changes us.

The church is prayer-conditioned.

When God ordains, He sustains.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Plan ahead......It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

Exercise daily ...... walk with the Lord.

Never give the devil a ride...... he will always want to drive.

Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

He who angers you controls you.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

Be ye fishers of men.....
You catch them & He'll clean them.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

matt_longbow · Apr 03, 2007, 06:12 PM // 18:12

War isn't about who's right, it's about who's left. -I believe C.S.Lewis said it
One man with a gun can control a million without one - Vladimir Lenin
A single death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic - Josef Stalin

Ultimate_Gaara · Apr 03, 2007, 11:16 PM // 23:16

"The clouds are nice, they are so free."

"One who does not sacrifice anything cannot achieve anything"

"Screw the rules, I have money.

MrSlayer · Apr 04, 2007, 12:40 AM // 00:40

I found Jesus, he was behind the Sofa the whole time
- Unknown but funny

Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
- George Santayana

*Darcy* · Apr 04, 2007, 01:15 AM // 01:15

@karunpav - not only a joke, but a made-up one. This comes under the "it must be true, it's on the internet" heading. Check http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...aftcarrier.htm

P.S. but it's still funny

Soul of the Scythe · Apr 04, 2007, 03:44 PM // 15:44

lol of course it is made up. who would actually believe that that aircraft carrier thing actually happened. i've heard it before, it's funny but something like that would never happen.

song lyric:
"If it's not keeping you up at night, then whats the point?" - Taking Back Sunday

elektra_lucia · Apr 06, 2007, 04:00 PM // 16:00

Friends sister come in the room to show me her dress.

Me says : "Nice dress... You hoping to slim into it?".

Relambrien · Apr 07, 2007, 02:07 AM // 02:07

"Hard work may pay off in the future, but laziness always pays off now" - ThinkGeek.com

Younger brother wakes me up at 5AM one Christmas morning and then he goes to wake up my other younger brother:

Younger brother one: "Hey get up, it's 5:00!"
Younger brother two: "...AM or PM?"

"The pioneers of a warless world are the young men (and women) who refuse military service." -Albert Einstein

chembaron · Apr 07, 2007, 02:46 AM // 02:46

Ghostbusters:
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

"I'm an adventurer, I expect fiscal compensation for premeditated murder, God damn it!" ~unknown

"In my book Roosevelt comes out with the final weapon against the hobos - Polio." ~John Hodgman

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega." ~Brodie

ST:TNG
Worf: Ambassador Byleth is demanding, temperamental, and rude.
Data: You share all of those qualities in abundance.

"Does fuzzy logic tickle?"
"Why is abbreviation such a long word?"
~Woody Paige

Mesmer in Need · Apr 07, 2007, 04:48 AM // 04:48

"work comes before play"
"Not according to webster"
-Bill Amend, foxtrot

B.T.W start trek quote ftw.

Edge Martinez · Apr 07, 2007, 08:18 AM // 08:18

Geez... just 3? Ok, my 3 faves (of many):

"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are." - Groucho Marx

"Some guys come along who just measure up." - George Steinbrenner, speaking of Derek Jeter

"I'm on this Zoloft thing, right? But I'm on that to keep me from killing -y'all-!" - Mike Tyson

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 11, 2007, 04:54 AM // 04:54

"When a Warrior wields a Sword, A story is told"

"Bragi's Book, Root of Lyss"

Wild Karrde · Apr 11, 2007, 07:00 PM // 19:00

All of Gods creatures have a place, right next to my mashed potatos on my plate. - i dont remember

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within

What if Tucker is contageous? I DO NOT WANT TO GE PREGNANCY!! - Cabose (Red Vs Blue)

Tucker: I think its a sword that sometimes funcions as a key
Cabose: OOORR.... It functions as a key all the time and when you stick it in someone it unlocks their death!

lacasner · Apr 11, 2007, 08:25 PM // 20:25

Best Quote ever from Anchorman:

"60% of the time...it works every time!"

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 11, 2007, 09:13 PM // 21:13

"say hello to my little friend"

Mohnzh · Apr 11, 2007, 09:28 PM // 21:28

"In the immortal words of Socrates, 'I drank what??' "
- Val Kilmer in Real Genius

"Everyone says my friend is a cat-person, to which I respond: 'No, he is a person that likes cats.' If he were a cat person we would say: 'Jimmy is a person afraid of swimming pools.' "
-Demitri Martin

"Saying I apologize is exactly the same as saying I'm sorry. Except when you are at a funeral."
-Demitri Martin

"Sort of is one of those phrase that doesn't mean anything, sort of. It's harmless, sort of. A filler, if you will. But sometimes, it means everything. Like when you say it after: 'I love you.' Or: 'You're going to live.' [Or: 'Congratulations, it's a boy.']"
-Demitri Martin [text in brackets added by me]

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 12, 2007, 06:22 PM // 18:22

"Can't we all just get along" forgot who said it

"I'm Rick James B$*@%, Show me them T*%#)" Rick James aka Dave Chapelle.

Diamondragon Seeker · Apr 13, 2007, 02:23 AM // 02:23

"You're not crazy if you speak to yourself, you're crazy if yourself answers."

"If you're too open minded you're brain will fall out."

Mesmer in Need · Apr 13, 2007, 04:40 AM // 04:40

"procrastinators convention postponed"

Circus Midget · Apr 14, 2007, 04:30 AM // 04:30

"I'll be back!"
"You got to get to da choppa'!"
"Mr. Franklin is all alone"
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a B$*@%?"
"Say something for the record, tell the people how you feel" "F$@# the record! and F$@# the people!"
"See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. If you don't believe drugs have done some good things for us, do me favor. Go home and take all your tapes, all your albums and burn 'em, because all of the artists that created the music that has enhanced your lives over the years........rrrrrrrreally f@#$in' high on drugs"